Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: https://wreckedcarzz.com
Me, who hasn’t cut my hair in very close to a decade now: can boys be included too? 🥺👉👈
Just grab em by the… oh my
It’s almost like it was a debate, and not a clown show
Fart on me da- nope, nope, I can’t
Hey now let’s not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts…
“my penis is microscopic, now get out of the way”
I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
mostly among those 65 and older
Well at least it won’t be that way for much longer then
Using YouTube? Absolutely proprietary.
And now you disabled voicemail and calls so they have to text you, right?
I was sitting here like “I didn’t know Italy was part of the US” because the title sucks ass, so here’s the bit you are looking for
sent wire transfers through US financial institutions to pay North Korea
Man, did you pick the wrong road to chill on…
Company: “we made a new product that is better than our old product!”
Tech reviewers: collective gasp “unheard of! unprecedented! truly a first for the industry.”
Mad flex fam fr fr
(I wrote that when groggy, but my thinking was that it’s supposed to be read aloud/verbally, so you’d ignore the $ and say the cents. My brain was still asleep.)
About $3.50
E: also why do we say “three dollars and fifty cents” when it’s clearly “dollar three [and] fifty [cents]”. Language weird, return to grunts.
Ooh, my favorite
Sparky, stop eating my teeth! Give it back! GIVE IT BACK!
Just gotta push it, push it real good