… they sometimes turn away in the middle of smiling at you because they’re so overwhelmed by joy they can’t handle all the emotion and have to regulate like Warren G and Nate Dogg.

“My god! What did you get?”

“Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.”

Thank goodness, an original joke instead of another re-tread.

Utopia Planitia looks more rustic than I thought it’d be!

You have been poisoned.

The real problem is once you get a taste for it, only 1,000 year old bottles will do.

Two monks were passing by a little pond where there were some ducks, and the first monk said, “Look at how happy those ducks are!”

The second monk said, “You are not a duck. You can’t know if they are happy.”

The first monk replied, “You are not me. You can’t know that I cannot.”

Look, I don’t make the rules.

Just the signs 😉

“What are you going to do, send me to super Hell?”

“Very well then. Right this way, sir.”

Strange – could’ve sworn I planted a DOGwood tree.

Or three!

Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?

“How do you think that Rob Zombie got all of the rights to all of these different movies to use on the album? I mean, it’s like one for every song! Does he have a Getty Images account? A family member in the industry?”

Fair enough, and if all the outgoing traffic to Reddit is innocuous, then there’s nothing to hide. Not great if it is some kind of hub of an operation to influence Reddit.

Can’t fool me, I read the papers! Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated.

Or it’s an exit node for some internal network/VPN.

Which would be stupid opsec, but then again…

The Cosmic Slam.

Udderly content.

“Why hast thou summoned Normie Gary? Today is my turn to drive the carpool, you guys, JEEZ!”