WHAT?

Ugh, I’ve been there. My firstborn was so awful. At one point I was so sleep deprived that I dreamt I had murdered someone and couldn’t tell it had been a dream. For about a week I lived in constant fear of the police. Until I realized in another dream that it’s all good. Sleep deprivation is used as a form of torture and it’s really no joke. During that time I understood why sometimes people shake their babies to death. I had moments where I had to put her on the floor, leave the room and close the door. Just to get a few minutes to gather the strength to carry on. I also heard other people say that when they say how great having a child is, they’re not referring to the first year. I guess what I’m trying to say is that it will probably get better.

I know I do, because I once didn’t recognize my own grandfather when I met him outside of the usual context of his home or a family gathering.

If he’s Republican, what else can he be than a fascist?

This election? Every election from now on. The fascists won’t suddenly give up, they’ll just wait.

Fuck my country. My loyalty is to my family.

In Germany it means full speed ahead.

Oh, the procedure was fine. 40 minutes after I was called out of the waiting room I walked out and had zero issues. And also zero swimmers since. All good there.

But when I had the first appointment, he asked me if I was really sure and if my wife knew and was also fine with it. But I know that it depends on the doctor.

To be fair, men also get asked if they’re really sure by some doctors when going in for a vasectomy. Even when closing in on 50 and with three kids at home. But as long as they perform the procedure I don’t care.

And if you were to pour molten tungsten into it, the magma would freeze the tungsten.

She is 43? The hell. I had no idea she was about my age.

Oh god, SGML. That’s a memory I had successfully repressed.

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Yeah, there are only stealing assholes involved here.

Aragorn, that bloody tosser.

Well, they had a good run.

Can you spoke readen English, though?

Nothing is too thick if the pressure is big enough.

No, I just felt there were more Americans in this thread and I didn’t want to upset them, so I converted 28cm into 11 inches. But I didn’t feel that converting the price would make sense, because of cost of living, so I left it in Euro.