Putting the roll on backwards doesn’t stop my cats. I have to have a towel draped in front of the roll.

This is why, if I ever develop a game, I won’t use the letters or symbols on the buttons. I’ll show a set of four buttons, with the one that needs pressed highlighted.

Yeah, but didn’t Kurt Russell and James Spader nuke the ship?

False convictions happen all the time.

The right to swing your arm ends where it would hit my face. You like the vroom vroom noises? Nobody cares. You make the vroom vroom noises in the middle of a neighborhood with a bunch of bystanders around who were minding their own business? Everyone cares. I experience physical pain from loud noises. They don’t just annoy me. They HURT. I’m that sensitive to noise. Keep your roaring shitbucket out in the boonies where the sound won’t knock me over.

This is hilarious.

So, Kevin Conroy’s ghost is going to haunt Putin?

What anime is that?

It’s a link to the website’s front page, not the offending images.

HYAAAAAHHH!!!

How do you sacrifice 16/25ths of a person?

Complete piece of shit compares himself to a complete piece of shit. Okay.

power in mice

Hamsters, not mice. Get it right.

In my family it was variations of “Hello, Joe’s whatever. Insert rhyme here.”

One of my favorites was “Joe’s mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em.”

True, and this time “The House” wasn’t the casino.

Or use ancient scripts like Phoenician or Glagolitic.

There are still 20 more letters that can be used as stand-ins. Things will get interesting if you try to go past Base 36, though.

Base 16 is typically represented with letters being used as the extra numerals, so it would end up being F+1. Problem solved.

I don’t know. Laptop seems a bit small. I’d be having typos all the time with that setup.