If you out the CD in the microwave for 15 seconds you can shrink it down to the size of a SD card, the SD card slot will read it.

Just because I can hear the lyrics, doesn’t mean I know the lyrics.

I went to religious school. Graduated thirty four years ago. That list would be mighty long.

The list: Everything we taught you.

Nope, you can’t stand there for generations going “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.

Some how you’ve made that cringy af.

When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the icq lol sound.

She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.

Thats the ‘cat free house’ way.

That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.

Yeah, it does Give them a slightly unfair advantage over the active shooter, that’s why the cops had to wait, they were required to give them a head start.

A surprising amount of rules involved in it.

You say no to that cute little face!

Yeah, I can fully understand thinking gods angry with me for something I was doing if I saw that shit.

Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

The first ones just a British family on holiday.

Because its the only way for him to get an article written about him.

They didn’t pay enough to prove they’re smart enough to change the system I take advantage of and will do everything in my power to stop people from destroying it because I need to get rich!

But also, people wondered why our generation loved taking drugs and being weird fucks…

If you’re a athletic type person, then could call you " Jerry Active"

The Bags that spare buttons come in, or how I used to get all my drugs.

Ps3 is starting to be referenced as retro now…

Yeah, just very tired.