I was at a professional development conference offered by my union yesterday. 3/4 of the presenters I went to were using their management-owned accounts (and in one case, a management-owned device!). Now, none of the topics were about unionism–it was all how to be better at our jobs, but I couldn’t wrap my head around it… and they put up QR codes for us to access on our phones, and guess what? The links wouldn’t work for me because I refuse to put any work shit on my personal phone, so I wasn’t logged into my work account, and therefore didn’t have permission to view the document. I just could not believe that people were surprised…

Coca-Cola has entered the chat

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

I am NOT a Sneezy man!

Except for that sex-change episode. Say what you will about Move Along Home, Profit and Lace is the worst episode of DS9, imo

Ah yes, the Stewie Griffin solution

It has a 49% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, so about half of people seem to agree with you.

As a stand-alone film, it is probably fine. As an entry in the Ghostbusters franchise, I did not enjoy the film.

There’s a subreddit called “Watch it for the plot,” but the plot refers to the woman’s … huge tracts of land.

I think my username will help you lol

It’s a faaaaaaaake

Dammit, Mercury! Get back to being closest to the sun right now!

(Yes, I read the article. This is a joke)

Woodchipper. Just be sure to do it in the middle of the night when it’s impossible for anyone to hear you because they’re sleeping.

Pretty sure that’s wood.

Thank goodness most DMs just ignore spell ingredients.

I hear “proton p–” and immediately start looking around for the Ghostbusters. Anyway, carry on.

It’s his brother that told me about the problem. I don’t see the logic it talking it over with him.

He’s trapped at the center of the galaxy and needs my spaceship to set him free!

See also: Killmonger.

I truly wish I’d known this when I was 21. Got married super young and went through 20 years (4 years of dating, 16 of marriage) of hell. I had so many reservations that I refused to admit to myself, let alone others, because I didn’t believe i was worth loving, that I’d never find love again, etc.

My family actually celebrated when I left my ex. They’d apparently seen it the whole time.

Seriously, young people. Trust your gut.