Oh thank god.

…weight?

“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”
― Anatole France, The Red Lily, 1894

Light goes in, volts come out, you can’t explain it!

wear sunscreen

send more cancer pics

the hottest

Nah, if you were ashamed of the shit you wouldn’t have done the shit. What you are is embarrassed to have been caught.

Snoots.

Will I believe what happened next? Will it shock me?

I claim the Isle of Wight.

Can you post a video of an “average” play for you?

b a n a n a

“All good here.”

-Ken Paxton, probably

“my bad bro, i forgot to tell you guys about the open notorious corruption.”

-Tom “Uncomfortuncle” Clarence

What a shame. I was so excited! I hope he revisits the retort.

I only purchased this toothbrush because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Corporate Surveillance Device that I wanted for the bathroom.

why
in
the
name
of
christ

The protestors against the nomination and selection of kavenaugh did not breach the doors, nobody died, proceedings were not disrupted, the aim of the protestors was not to lynch the sitting vice president and overthrow the government but to say “we shouldn’t hire a rapist,” no congresspersons toured the kav protestors, no congresspersons tweeted the live location of potential targets, … What, exactly, in your definition qualifies an insurrection? Could you define the word right now for us without looking it up? Would any dictionary agree with that definition?

This feeble attempt at rewriting history is shivering nude, though I admit I am glad you agree that J6 was an insurrection, even if to get there you had to draw this false equivalence.

edit: Oh, I almost forgot: 🤡

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