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minus-squareatk007@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoSo someone named “Wasn’t Me” would get a sentence equal to the time Shaggy’s song has been played.
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So someone named “Wasn’t Me” would get a sentence equal to the time Shaggy’s song has been played.