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minus-squareCeruleanRuin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·9 months agoAlso: this console doesn’t have enough rocks inside of it. And you call that a ceiling? I don’t see a single loose girder in there!
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·9 months agoAh yes, the flamethrowers, a key component of good console design!
minus-squareMajorHavoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 months ago“Commander, I did a level 5 scan of the bridge turbolift controls, and I noticed there’s a couple of unnecessary and dangerous flamethrowers in there. So I thought…” “Stop asking stupid questions. This is why you’re still an Ensign, Harry.”
Also: this console doesn’t have enough rocks inside of it. And you call that a ceiling? I don’t see a single loose girder in there!
Ah yes, the flamethrowers, a key component of good console design!
“Commander, I did a level 5 scan of the bridge turbolift controls, and I noticed there’s a couple of unnecessary and dangerous flamethrowers in there. So I thought…”
“Stop asking stupid questions. This is why you’re still an Ensign, Harry.”