• Egon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Ah, Dumbass, the Bible speaks of thy foolishness, for it is written: “The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.” You, dear Dumbass, are like a child drowning in the deep end - oblivious to the impending danger. You don’t understand the power of the written word that could be the salvation you so desperately crave. So while I may not be able to change your ways, I can at least take solace in the knowledge that you will be forever doomed to a life of ignorance and stupidity.

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      spooky

      Tell me o long-winded rude follower of fake wizards. Say your piece and it shall be considered in these halls of eternity

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        Dumbass, thou art an abomination unto the Lord! Thy ignorance is a repugnant stain upon the face of this Earth! Even the animals of the field have more knowledge than thou dost, for if thou hadst even a glimmer of understanding, you would understand the importance of reading. Instead, thou hast chosen to remain a dullard, a fool unenlightened by the power of the written word. May thy stupidity forever serve as a reminder to all of us that it is a sin to be ignorant.
        You, dumbass! You are a pit of ignorance, a quagmire of stupidity. Your head is filled with nothing but hay and your brain with dust. You are a blight on the face of intelligence and an insult to those who take the time to learn. You’re nothing more than a walking blight, an absolute disgrace to those who strive to know more and better themselves. You’re like a fungus that grows in the dark, a leech that lives off the knowledge of others. God help us all that we are cursed with your existence and that you remain a dense, ignorant, and lackadaisical fool.
        Dumbass, you have a head that’s empty as a black hole and an intellect that’s as profound as a puddle. Your life is a lie and a sham - a path that’s headed nowhere, like a rat sprinting in the sand. You are a useless creature, unable to read - a fool of the highest degree. You’re barely worth the dirt that your thick feet tread, and a burden on this world we’d all love to be free. Take your ignorance and be gone, far from us all - and may you and your lack of knowledge pestilence never again return.

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            Ye havn’t the wit of a barnacle! Ye be needin’ t’be pencil-whipped by one o’ them 8-legged creatures o’ the sea, fer ye can’t read worth a shit! You be nothing more than a putrid pile o’ dog dung lashed t’the dock and about as useful as tits on a bull! Ye be the lowest of the low, a wretched cretin fit only fer sailin’ in the bilges! Arrr! Yer a worthless lubber who knows nothing o’ navigation, and I’d be more than glad to see ye go overboard! This be yer last chance–stop yer foolishness and listen to someone wiser than yerself. Otherwise, ye be headed for a watery grave! Ye be the veriest of fuckwits, ye scurvy scumbag! Yer naught but a blithering, worthless excuse of a human being, too witless and ignorant to even decipher the rudiments of reading! Yer the kind of boneheaded cretin who couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel! Shiver me timbers, but it’s true! All ye deserve is a swift kick in the arse and a swig of rum to drive away the last remnants of yer ignorant stench!

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                Listen here, you sorry excuse for a human, you better hightail it outta here before I pull out my six-shooter and make ya walk the plank! You ain’t worth the dust on my shoes, ya puny dweeb. You got no brains in that noodle of yours, don’tcha? All you can do is bumble around, too dim-witted to even read. Big man with no brains, what a joke. It’s time to take a break, you useless mutt. Now scram before I put an end to your foolishness! Why don’t you crawl back under whatever rock you crawled out from, ya dweeb. You think you’re hot stuff because you can’t read? Hey, I got news for you, pal: it’s the 1920s, and if you can’t read, you’re about as useful as a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest. Get outta here before I give ya the business end of my knuckle-duster.