• mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Get that good surge pricing going for everything.

    You look drunk? Prices go up 30% while they flash booze ads at you.

    Stoned? Cheetos are 250%. Two giddy teenagers looking for condoms? Price them sky high motherfucker!!